Okay then, sorry to disappoint you soulless motherfuckers who hate rants but this is the first of a Yahtzee-like review series. If you have never herd of Yahtzee the game reviewer then in the words of Mr.T 'I pity the foo' for he is the personification of pure awesome. You will find him at [link] . Anyway I am a person who loves rants more then anything so if you don't like rants fuck off because I cant be arsed with all you're tom-foolery.
Okay then if you have made it this far with out ripping your own face off then feeding it to whatever house -hold pet maybe in your room at that particular time, then congrats nobody cares.
Time to start with the actual review because I bet your all thinking "wheres my fucking review you silly bitch?" well here it is. I don't care what you stupid faggots say Naruto it is actually a good anime except for the fact that all the main characters are possibly the most irritating people in the the entire anime community. First of all there's the main character Naruto.Uzumaki, who is quite possibly the most fucking annoying thing on this planet. Next Sakura.Haruno sorry for any offense this this may cause anyone but she is the most fucking whore throughout the 2 series' she actually makes me want to tear off all her limbs then beat her with them. Last the emo one Sasuke.Uchiha who is adored by all the girls yet cant love any of them in return, because he's so fucking full of teenage angst because his brother killed his entire clan, for no good reason. I'm sure the creators did this on purpose because there is no fucking way they accidently made the that hate-able.
The actual cool people are the evil organization the Akatsuki, who wish to steal the Jinchūriki (weird demon things) for what can only be described as a giant plot to take over the world, where have I heard that before? oh yeah practically every super villain in every shitty children's super hero show. Okay maybe they need to work on they're plan to gain some originality, but they're still far better than captain hook from Peter Pan.
All-in-all Naruto is a good Anime except for the fact that the 3 characters that appear the most, are the 3 people who make you want to get the the largest knife and stab your-self all the way through. I advise that you watch it because it has every-thing and it actually has every-thing, you name it Naruto has it.

Okay thats enough for now.
your loyal reviewer,
The-Amazing-Maizy